FreHsEnLLo is created by aliens, I see..

FreHsEnLLo is one of their creation, good job Aliens, look at what you have done!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/03/aliens-send-space-seed-to-earth_n_6608582.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022

Honey and Lemon cure flu

Been coughing off my lung these days, this flu had been killing me. Lucky a good friend made me stumble upon this ancient secret cure of flu, which is honey + lemon brewed in a very secretive way. The legend says that the Great Asparukh was suffering from severe illness when he had to battle 1000 Byzantine warriors by the black-sea. He was taking the same cure that made him immured to all pain and eventually triumphed the campaign. While he would go down to history as the founder of first Bulgarian Empire, lets hope the cure will do the same for me and I will go down to history as the men who revives this ancient way of healing and hope one day will introduce it to the unfortunate lives of FreHsEnLLo! 

California was discovered by 49 people, therefore there is a team called 49er in SF ---- FreHsEnLLo Intelligence

Dragon Bone Soup

as a supplement to combat my flu, i stumbled upon another ancient secret cure, which is the dragon bone soup. The legend says that Xingtian, the dragon slayer battled the evil dragon at mount heaven for 99 days, in this earth trembling battle, the blood of the dragon formed what is now the long river the mother of all rivers in China and the bone of the dragon became the cure of all sickness. Now that dragons are hunted to extinction thanks to FreHsEnLLo dumbass, the closest thing i can find in replacement of the dragon bone is beef. Well, i am not expecting this soup that i made will cure all sickness, but i hope it will just make me stop coughing... Now time to rest...

Filipino Beef Sinigang

Filipino Soup with beef and veggies. Its called Sinigang. Now the legend has it that during the battle of Mactan, in the ultimate clash between Kali and Western fencing, King Lapu Lapu drew his power from the Sinigang soup that he had the night before, and thrust his sword into the heart of Fernando De Magallena. The demise of the great Portuguese conquistador gave birth to the reputation of one of the deadliest Asian martial arts of all time. If it wasn't because of Sinigang, there won't be millions of Kali practitioners around today's world, hence resulting in less business and employment just like in FreHsEnLLo!

PS : This sinigang is too salty, i put too much salt inside. ha ha ha!

Living in FreHsEnLLo is like having a bad acid trip

Living in FreHsEnLLo is like having a bad acid trip : It almost freaks you out for the very first time and then after that it's always in you..